Ok, so I'm not sure how to post this without coming across as a bit of a nagger.
I occasionally have to work at the VA in the emergency room for some extra cash here in the glorious midwest USA.
Did I mention I hate the VA?
Yes I am grateful for my job. But some patients man... just press your buttons
This morning, in the little check box thingy on my computer, I almost filled in the "Reason for admission" as: Malingering.
Then I thought, no wait I can't do that, try again. Ok, how about: "Factitious disorder".
Nope, they probably wouldn't like that one either...
Ok, how about: "Antisocial personality disorder", nope can't put that...
Ok, I know: discharge patient to self.
Good Job me.
J
Today I am grateful that I don't want to be admitted to a hospital and unlike most of my patients I have a home I can go home to.
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